I would like someone on the internets to create a Facebook app that will tell me which of my friends have the following characteristics:
- most photographed (camera ho)
- most photographed with you (shutterbuddy)
- most commented on (viral)
- most activity on your profile (bff)
- most friends (mr/ms popular)
- most friends in common (good taste in friends)
- least friends (social pariah)
- most status updates (no one cares about you)
- most videos posted (lifetime achievement award)
- most frequently changing profile pic (look at me look at me look at me)
- most stale profile picture (i think it’s about time for a change)
- most obscure interests (uh, what?)
- most cliched tastes (like, omg)
- most jobs (journeyman/woman)
- longest description (most self-absorbed)
- most active (get off the internet!)
- least active (get on the internet!)
- most “boxes” (stop sending me drinks/saplings/zombies)
Once the app has that data, then it can aggregate an overall toplist for the people who have these traits and those people would get special badges. And there will be much rejoicing.